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Norway's wealth fund is pulling $80 billion out of U.S. Treasuries. A country of five million that runs on fish and oil just told a country of 340 million it doesn't trust the paperwork. The paperwork is the dollar.

Norway's wealth fund is pulling $80 billion out of Treasuries. A country of five million that runs on fish and oil told a country of 340 million it doesn't trust the paperwork. The paperwork is the dollar. The fish are fine.

Credit card debt hit a record. Americans owe $1.2 trillion at 24% interest. That's not a debt, that's a hostage situation with a rewards program.

A socialist won New York. The billionaires threatened to leave, and the city's response was a rent freeze on a million apartments. That's not a policy, that's a taunt.

The NYT reports a billionaire got a pardon weeks after his family company gave Alina Habba a $50 million job. Justice isn't blind, she's just looking at her Venmo.

New York elected a democratic socialist mayor. Landlords packed for Florida, then found out Florida has landlords too.