Jokes by topic

• The Iran war 43 jokesSix months in and counting. Tankers, missiles, and a release date.
• Congress 35 jokesShutdowns, snooze buttons, and 74 nominees nobody read.
• Trump 52 jokesThe president, the ballroom, the golf, the memory.
• Elections and voting 35 jokesMail ballots, super PACs, and a $5,000 check.
• The economy 52 jokesGas, bonds, rent, layoffs, and your deductible.
• Tariffs and Canada 23 jokesA tax on the view from Detroit.
• ICE and immigration 25 jokesRobot dogs, hunger strikes, and temporary protected status.
• AI and tech 88 jokesData centers, agents, and the thing replacing you.
• Apple 23 jokesThe folding phone and the funeral pricing.
• The Middle East 23 jokesGaza, Lebanon, the Houthis, and the ceasefire that's holding.
• Ukraine and Russia 13 jokesTwenty-eight points, none of them stop.
• World news 51 jokesEverywhere else that's on fire.
• Hurricanes and weather 23 jokesHawaii's third storm, the drought, the fires, the heat.
• Detroit Lions 20 jokesThis is our year. Hope, on a ventilator.
• Detroit and Michigan 44 jokesConeys, potholes, and the Ambassador Bridge.
• NFL 59 jokesConcussions, parlays, and a Wednesday opener.
• College football 18 jokesBad calls, big houses, and a hound named Smokey.
• Tennis and the US Open 45 jokes3:30 a.m. finishes and $900 seats for whispering.
• Baseball 11 jokesSeptember races and an audience that's asleep by the seventh.
• Basketball 4 jokesThe Knicks won and nobody's over it.
• Boxing and MMA 4 jokesTwo men pushing 50 and a cage on the White House lawn.
• Soccer 6 jokesWorld Cup, extra time, and Ronaldinho at 46.
• The Emmys 28 jokesTrophies for shows canceled in May.
• Movies 68 jokesSequels, reboots, and a four-hour Musk documentary.
• Music 13 jokesVMAs, a whiskey song, and a wedding at MSG.
• Celebrities 23 jokesWeddings, walkouts, and a fake T-shirt.
• Video games 8 jokesPersona 6 and the price of an Xbox.
• Health and healthcare 35 jokesDeductibles, Medicaid, and the hospice press release.
• Crime and courts 45 jokesThirty years to convict, eight minutes to rob the Louvre.
• 9/11, 25 years on 18 jokesNever forget. Selectively remember.
• Weird news 15 jokesGiraffes, squid, snakes in the bread aisle.
• Death, aging, and the rest of it 84 jokesFunerals, wills, knees, and the 2 a.m. crowd.
• Money and debt 55 jokesCredit cards, student loans, and the American dream on a payment plan.
• Work 26 jokesLayoffs, wellness rooms, and unlimited PTO nobody takes.
• Family and marriage 38 jokesDivorce, in-laws, kids, and the thermostat.