Too Soonjokes

Oregon fans booed a 34-27 win. Dan Lanning makes $11 million a year. The fans booed a man they're paying more than their entire mortgage to lose to nobody. That's Eugene: the boos are organic and free-range.

Tennessee is on its twelfth Smokey. Eleven dogs died so a stadium could feel something. That's not a mascot, that's a religion.

Historic drought in Oregon. The state that won't let you pump your own gas now can't find water for the fire. Somebody's still going to be told to wait in the car.

Michigan beat Western Michigan on a call so bad that Sherrone Moore's postgame press conference was the first time in history a winning coach looked like he'd been robbed.

Dan Lanning's Oregon nearly lost to Boise State. The Ducks are number 2. Boise's field is blue, the Ducks' faces were red, and Lanning's seat is the one color in between.

Number 2 Oregon nearly lost to Boise State. The Ducks are second in the nation and first in "we'll discuss it at the funeral of the season."