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Rubio said "we still blow up ships, if need be." A reporter said they're empty now. Rubio said "it depends." It's the most honest sentence a Secretary of State has said in a decade, and it was about whether the boat had people in it.

Rubio said "we still blow up ships, if need be." The reporter said they're empty now. Rubio said "it depends." It's the most honest sentence a Secretary of State has said in a decade, and it was about whether the boat had people in it.

The Pitt leads the Emmys with 25 nominations. It's a show about an ER where nobody gets paid enough and everyone dies on a schedule. The Academy loves a documentary.

Mariska Hargitay hosts the Emmys Monday after 27 years as a sex-crimes detective. It's the first time an awards show host arrives with the audience's case file.

The Pitt won big at the Emmys for a show about an ER where nobody's paid enough and everyone dies on schedule. The nurses who inspired it watched on their break. They get one. Fifteen minutes. The show runs an hour.

The Emmys are Monday with Mariska Hargitay hosting, jokes by Colbert's writers. Twenty-seven years playing a sex crimes detective, then three hours in a room of TV executives. It's the first awards show where the host has the audience's case file.