Tyson laid off 2,500 workers with zero notice on Labor Day weekend. The chickens got a schedule. The workers got a text.
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Tyson laid off 2,500 workers by text with zero notice on Labor Day weekend. The chickens had a schedule. The workers had a group chat.
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Tyson laid off 2,500 workers by text with zero notice on Labor Day weekend. The chickens had a schedule. The workers had a group chat.
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Tesla shareholders approved a trillion-dollar pay package for the CEO. A trillion. For one man. The factory workers got a pizza party and a warning about bathroom breaks.
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Labor Day, 2026: a war, a trillionaire, a layoff, a hurricane, and a three-day weekend. Enjoy the barbecue. The brisket's up 30%, and so is everything else, except the thing you get paid.
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Trump wants to meet Putin and Xi about denuclearization. Three guys with the most nukes in a room talking about getting rid of nukes. That's an AA meeting at a liquor store.
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The Supreme Court tossed the mail-voting restrictions the same week a $5,000-if-you-vote-right offer went out on Fox. So the Court says mail your ballot and the White House says there's a check in the mail if you get it right. The Post Office has to touch both.
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