JD Vance cut 870,000 people off from federal loans for "suspected" pandemic fraud and used the word "screwed" at a podium. Nobody's been charged. It's the first time the federal government has sentenced people to a vocabulary word.
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JD Vance cut 870,000 people off from federal loans for "suspected" pandemic fraud with the word "screwed" at a podium. Nobody's been charged. The $95 billion war wasn't on the list. Some screws are load-bearing.
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Hegseth went to Israel and Trump went to the rally and Vance went to the podium to say he doesn't get involved. Three men, one war, zero plans.
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