The Amazon 767 that overran Miami's runway was 32 years old, on a runway with no crash barrier, because none is required. Neither is a smoke detector in a submarine, and yet.
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The Amazon 767 that overran Miami's runway was 32 years old, on a runway with no crash barrier, because none is required. Neither is a smoke detector in a submarine, and yet.
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Amazon streamed Thursday Night Football from a stadium that opened the same month one of Amazon's cargo planes overran a runway. The company delivers packages, football, and a 32-year-old 767 to the end of a Miami taxiway. Prime shipping applies to all three.
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Cuba embraced capitalism. The good news is they'll finally get Amazon. The bad news is they'll finally get Amazon.
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The hottest summer on record, again. "On record" is doing a lot of work, because the record is 150 years old and we're setting it annually now, like a subscription.
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Friday, September 11, 2026: 25 years since the towers, 196 days into the next war, a $5,000 bribe on the table, a president who remembers being carried, a quarterback who remembers being carted, and 100,000 Australians who couldn't see the field. Never forget. Also, what time's the tennis.
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Iran hit tankers, we hit the coast, the Houthis took a port, and oil's at $100. On the 9/11 anniversary, the Middle East is the one thing America has consistently remembered to bomb for 25 years.
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