Too Soonjokes

An Iranian official called the war "economic D-Day." D-Day was one day. This is month seven. Somebody in Tehran needs a calendar and somebody in Washington needs a plan.

Iran seized a $2.5 million American underwater drone. The maker says it's "attritable," which is contractor for "already billed." That's the most honest word in this war, and it was in a press release.

Turkey says it's presenting "proposals" to end the U.S.-Iran war and cited "strong distrust" between the parties. Turkey. The country that's fought both sides at some point since 1500 is now the trust broker. The proposal is probably "you've both done this before."

Trump called the Iran war "small potatoes" and "not a big thing." Six months, thousands dead, gas at $5. If that's small potatoes, the man's never bought groceries, which we knew.

We've been bombing Iran for six months. That's longer than most of my relationships and somehow with clearer communication.

Day 217 of the Iran war. At this point the war has outlasted three iPhone colors, two Fast & Furious sequels and every New Year's resolution in America.