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Day 217 of the Iran war. At this point the war has outlasted three iPhone colors, two Fast & Furious sequels and every New Year's resolution in America.
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Trump hinted Iran was behind the FlyDubai cockpit incident and vowed to hit them "very hard." Spirit Airlines has been doing cockpit incidents for years and nobody bombs Fort Lauderdale.
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Trump said we'll finish Iran "one way or the other." Which is also how my dad described assembling IKEA furniture before he threw half the screws away.
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Iran hit tankers, we hit the coast, the Houthis took a port, and oil's at $100. On the 9/11 anniversary, the Middle East is the one thing America has consistently remembered to bomb for 25 years.
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China's parade showed off hypersonic missiles, underwater drones, and robot wolves. America responded with a strongly worded tariff.
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Iran seized a $2.5 million American underwater drone. The maker says it's "attritable," which is contractor for "already billed." That's the most honest word in this war, and it was in a press release.
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