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Albertans voted overwhelmingly to stay in Canada. Turns out they looked south and said "nah, we're good."

The Supreme Court tossed the mail-voting restrictions the same week a $5,000-if-you-vote-right offer went out on Fox. So the Court says mail your ballot and the White House says there's a check in the mail if you get it right. The Post Office has to touch both.

South Park won another Creative Arts Emmy. Thirty seasons of making fun of everyone, and the industry keeps handing them statues. It's the only show where the trophy is also the punchline.

The Supreme Court tossed the White House's mail-voting restrictions four days after a $5,000-if-you-vote-right offer went out on Fox. So the Court says mail your ballot, and the White House says there's a check in the mail if you fill it out correctly. The Post Office is the only branch that has to touch both.

Sinners got 16 nominations and won four. It's about vampires in Mississippi. Hollywood finally made a movie about the South's actual history.

Midterm ads are everywhere. Fun fact: politicians spend more on ads in a month than they've spent fixing your road in a decade.