The Grand Canyon flooded. Took six million years to dig and one afternoon to fill.
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The Grand Canyon flooded. Took six million years to dig and one afternoon to fill.
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Hurricane Lowell went Category 5, then 4, then 5. It's got the commitment issues of a man whose wedding is at Madison Square Garden.
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