Too Soonjokes

Cybersecurity people have AI burnout defending hospitals. When the hospital gets ransomwared, the AI will write a very moving obituary.

Unemployment is 4.1% and hiring is up in hospitality. You lost your career and got a job saying "welcome" to the people who took it.

The Surgeon General says loneliness is an epidemic. The cure is other people, which is the one prescription the pharmacy doesn't stock, and the copay is your dignity.

The Supreme Court blocked cancer patients from suing over Roundup. It kills weeds, people, and lawsuits.

The FDA nominee is an activist. The agency that approves your medicine will now be run by someone who's mostly against things. The pharmacy line just became a debate.

Montana's Medicaid case heads to court. Rural Americans are about to learn the difference between "affordable care" and "bear-spray-based dentistry."