Tesla shareholders approved a trillion-dollar pay package for the CEO. A trillion. For one man. The factory workers got a pizza party and a warning about bathroom breaks.
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Chinese AI is cheaper and almost as good. So the thing replacing you is getting replaced by something cheaper. It's layoffs all the way down.
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