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Australia banned kids from social media. Teenagers responded by going outside, where the snakes are. It's a country-wide dare.

Australia banned social media for kids, and American parents said "that's extreme." Then they handed their 8-year-old an iPad at dinner to stop the screaming. The ban is coming. It's just coming from the kid.

Australia banned social media for kids and got the NFL on Netflix at 8 a.m. The teenagers can't see TikTok, but they can watch grown men get concussed before school. That's cultural exchange.

Under-16s can't use TikTok in Australia now. So the kids are back to learning bad ideas the old way: from other kids.

Norway's wealth fund is pulling $80 billion out of U.S. Treasuries. A country of five million that runs on fish and oil just told a country of 340 million it doesn't trust the paperwork. The paperwork is the dollar.

Norway's wealth fund is pulling $80 billion out of Treasuries. A country of five million that runs on fish and oil told a country of 340 million it doesn't trust the paperwork. The paperwork is the dollar. The fish are fine.