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The President threatened to report a news anchor to the FCC. Somewhere a 1950s censor felt a disturbance in the force.

The president said he'd report a journalist to the FCC. The FCC's chairman, Brendan Carr, has spent a year saying the FCC should do more. This is the first time a president has threatened to send a man to the one guy who was already waiting.

The Philippines issued an arrest warrant for its Vice President for threatening to have the President killed. In America we call that a primary.

The president marked 9/11 with a steel beam from the World Trade Center at a ceremony near the White House. The beam has been to more solemn events than most of the people standing next to it.

AI deepfakes are everywhere now. The president says any bad video of him is fake and any good one is real. That's not a defense, that's a mood ring.

A late-night host got pulled off the air for a monologue. The government said it was about "standards." Standards, in a country where the president has a podcast voice.