Carney says Canada "won't be bullied." Trump says Canada should be the 51st state. Canada responded with a tariff on Kentucky bourbon, which means Mitch McConnell has finally been sanctioned by a foreign government.
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Fifty percent tariffs on Canada. Mark Carney retaliated, politely. Canada's tariff list includes bourbon, motorcycles, and Florida oranges. So they're hitting Kentucky, Wisconsin, and Florida. It's the most targeted thing Canada's done since the 1972 Summit Series, and this time the puck is a tax.
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Trump put a 50% tariff on Canada and Canada hit back. The two countries share the longest peaceful border in the world, and now it has a service fee.
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A 50% tariff on Canada and Canada answered with a list. The longest peaceful border on earth now has a service fee. From Detroit, that's a tax on the view.
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Mark Carney hit Kentucky bourbon, Florida oranges, and Wisconsin motorcycles with counter-tariffs. He didn't retaliate against America. He retaliated against three specific senators, politely, with a receipt.
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We put a 50% tariff on Canada and Canada retaliated. Nobody noticed, because the retaliation was a strongly worded apology.
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We put 50% tariffs on Canada. The politest country on earth is now angry, which means they'll apologize while they do it.
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