Too Soonjokes

South Park won another Creative Arts Emmy. Thirty seasons of making fun of everyone, and the industry keeps handing them statues. It's the only show where the trophy is also the punchline.

Unemployment is 4.1% and hiring is up in hospitality. You lost your career and got a job saying "welcome" to the people who took it.

The Emmys give gold statues to shows that were canceled in the spring. It's the only industry where you get a trophy for the thing that got you fired, and the trophy weighs more than the severance.

12 days to the midterms. Prepare for a week and a half of politicians kissing babies and blaming their parents for gas prices.

Gas over $4, approval at 36, a war on Day 238. The administration's new slogan: "At least the Brewers are good."

Trump's approval is at 36 percent, an all-time low. That's lower than Spirit Airlines, gas station sushi and my uncle at Thanksgiving.