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Jennifer Aniston walked out of her boyfriend's book event. He's a "manifestation coach." She manifested the exit. First honest review the book got.

Jennifer Aniston walked out of her boyfriend's book event. He's a "manifestation coach." She manifested the exit. First honest review the book got.

Hurricane Lowell went Category 5, then 4, then 5. It's got the commitment issues of a man whose wedding is at Madison Square Garden.

An American pope wrote an encyclical about robots taking jobs. Two thousand years and the Vatican finally cares about layoffs, right when the priests are the last ones who can't be automated.

Fashion Week ends Monday. Nine-thousand-dollar coats walked past a million rent-frozen apartments all week. The coats have more square footage than the studios and better heat.

Thirty-three House Republicans skipped their own convention and the president spoke for 104 minutes anyway. It's a wedding where the groom's side didn't show and the bride read the vows to the caterer.