Hurricane Lowell went Category 5, then 4, then 5. It's got the commitment issues of a man whose wedding is at Madison Square Garden.

Jennifer Aniston walked out of her boyfriend's book event. He's a "manifestation coach." She manifested the exit. First honest review the book got.

Thirty-three House Republicans skipped their own convention and the president spoke for 104 minutes anyway. It's a wedding where the groom's side didn't show and the bride read the vows to the caterer.

A pop star married a tight end at MSG. Thousands stood outside a wedding they weren't invited to. That's not fandom, that's a vigil with better outfits.

Thirty-three House Republicans skipped their own convention and the president spoke for 104 minutes anyway. It's a wedding where the groom's side didn't show and the bride read the vows to the caterer.

New York Fashion Week runs through Monday. Nine-thousand-dollar coats walking past a million rent-frozen apartments. The coats have more square footage than the studios and better heat.

Half of America watched a wedding they weren't invited to and cried. The other half watched their own wedding video and did the same thing for the opposite reason.

New York Fashion Week runs through the 15th. Nine-thousand-dollar coats walking past a million apartments under a rent freeze. The coats have more square footage than the studios and better heat.

Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend wrote a book about manifestation and she walked out of the launch. Rachel finally got off the plane.

A wedding at Madison Square Garden. Nothing says forever like a venue that's hosted 400 farewell tours.

Twenty thousand Yemeni families displaced in four days and it ran fifth, behind a folding phone and a wedding. That's not apathy. That's a content calendar.

A fake photo of Robert De Niro in a Trump shirt went viral. AI can fabricate a celebrity's politics in seconds. Celebrities did it for free for decades.

The wedding had a thousand guests. The prenup had more pages than the guest list, and both were drafted by the same firm.

Jennifer Aniston walked out of her boyfriend's book event. He's a "manifestation coach." She manifested the exit. First honest review the book got.

Thirty-three House Republicans skipped the party's own convention in Dallas. That's not a rally, that's a wedding where the groom's side didn't show. The bride gave a 104-minute speech anyway.

Fashion Week: seven days of thin people wearing things nobody will buy, reviewed by people nobody reads, in a city nobody can afford. Congress with better lighting, worse snacks, and the same number of women in charge.

The Musk documentary premiered with Ashley St. Clair on the red carpet, mother of one of his 14 children. It's the first Venice premiere where the plus-one was also a plot point, and the child support was longer than the credits.

Fashion Week ends Monday. Nine-thousand-dollar coats walked past a million rent-frozen apartments all week. The coats have more square footage than the studios and better heat.

The last twelve months: a shutdown, an invasion, a war, a trillionaire, a heist, a wedding, three hurricanes, and a robot dog. If you wrote it as a novel, the editor would say "too much." If you lived it, you'd say "at least the Knicks won."

The Emmys hand statues Monday to shows canceled in May, on a network turning 100, streamed for $17 a month. Television is the only industry where the funeral is televised and has a red carpet.

The Emmys hand out statues to shows canceled in May, on a network that's 100, streamed for $17 a month. Television is the only industry where the funeral has a red carpet and the deceased gives a speech.

A model at Fashion Week fainted on the runway in the heat. The show went on. The coat she was wearing costs $12,000 and stayed standing longer than she did. That's the industry: the product outlasts the person.

Practical Magic 2 opened today, 28 years after the first one, about two witches whose men keep dying. The Emmys are Monday. Fashion Week is through the 15th. The country's on fire in four time zones, and Hollywood's offering witches, a red carpet, and a $12,000 coat. That's not escapism, that's a closing argument.