New York Fashion Week runs through the 15th. Nine-thousand-dollar coats walking past a million apartments under a rent freeze. The coats have more square footage than the studios and better heat.
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New York Fashion Week runs through Monday. Nine-thousand-dollar coats walking past a million rent-frozen apartments. The coats have more square footage than the studios and better heat.
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