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The Pitt won big at the Emmys for a show about an ER where nobody's paid enough and everyone dies on schedule. The nurses who inspired it watched on their break. They get one. Fifteen minutes. The show runs an hour.

The Pitt leads with 25 nominations for a show about an ER where nobody's paid enough and everyone dies on schedule. The nurses who inspired it will watch on their break. They get one.

The Pitt got 25 Emmy nominations for a show about an emergency room in a broken system. It's the first hospital drama where the ratings are healthier than the patients and the billing department is the villain nobody had to write.

The Pitt leads the Emmys with 25 nominations. It's a show about an ER where nobody gets paid enough and everyone dies on a schedule. The Academy loves a documentary.

Sunday's Emmys will run four hours and give out 25 statues. The winners will thank their agents, their mothers, and God, in that order, which is also the order the checks clear.

Darnold spent the night at the hospital after the opener. The team said "good news." The good news is a "muscle strain." The bad news is he's a Seahawks quarterback, and their good news has a way of becoming a Drew Lock start.