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Jennifer Aniston walked out of her boyfriend's book event. He's a "manifestation coach." She manifested the exit. First honest review the book got.

Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend wrote a book about manifestation and she walked out of the launch. Rachel finally got off the plane.

Hurricane Lowell went Category 5, then 4, then 5. It's got the commitment issues of a man whose wedding is at Madison Square Garden.

The Musk documentary premiered with Ashley St. Clair on the red carpet, mother of one of his 14 children. It's the first Venice premiere where the plus-one was also a plot point, and the child support was longer than the credits.

Fashion Week ends Monday. Nine-thousand-dollar coats walked past a million rent-frozen apartments all week. The coats have more square footage than the studios and better heat.

Thirty-three House Republicans skipped their own convention and the president spoke for 104 minutes anyway. It's a wedding where the groom's side didn't show and the bride read the vows to the caterer.