CUNY students filed a records request in 2024 and got the portfolio in 2026. Two years to find out their tuition bought Palantir stock. The lawsuit was the best class they took.
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CUNY spent two years fighting a public records request, then the records showed the public university owns Lockheed, Raytheon, Palantir, and two private prison companies. The students learned more from the lawsuit than the tuition.
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