Haaretz reports the UAE warned Netanyahu of a major Hamas operation ten days before October 7 and he didn't act. It was the most accurate intelligence anyone in the region ever ignored, and it took three years to become a headline.
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Haaretz reports the UAE warned Netanyahu about a major Hamas operation ten days before October 7 and he didn't act. Three years and 60,000 dead later, the warning turned out to be the most accurate intelligence anyone in the region has ever ignored.
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Saturday, September 12: the Houthis have an island, Saudi shut a pipeline, Norway's leaving, a robot hacked a library and the librarian quit, the president's golfing in Ireland, a woman in remission lost her insurance for not being sick enough, and a 23-year-old plays for the first American major in 23 years tomorrow. Tell one. Vote. Watch the tennis.
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Hegseth went to Israel and Trump went to the rally and Vance went to the podium to say he doesn't get involved. Three men, one war, zero plans.
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JD Vance declined to endorse Netanyahu, saying he "doesn't get involved in foreign elections." Bro, you went to Munich and lectured Germany.
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Iran hit tankers, we hit the coast, the Houthis took a port, and oil's at $100. On the 9/11 anniversary, the Middle East is the one thing America has consistently remembered to bomb for 25 years.
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The Emirates left OPEC after 58 years. The oil cartel is now the Saudis and a group chat, which is also the Middle East peace process.
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