The Guardsman who pulled a gun over a haircut was on a "crime-fighting task force." He'll be charged by the task force, making him its first documented success.
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The Guardsman who pulled a gun over a haircut was part of a "crime-fighting task force." He'll be charged with a crime, by the task force, making him the first documented success of the deployment.
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A National Guardsman deployed to fight crime in D.C. pulled a gun on another soldier over a haircut. He'll be charged by his own task force. He's its first documented success.
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