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The Pitt leads with 25 nominations for a show about an ER where nobody's paid enough and everyone dies on schedule. The nurses who inspired it will watch on their break. They get one.

The Pitt is up for 25 Emmys for showing what an American ER actually looks like: 15-hour shifts, no beds, and a billing code for the tears. The nurses who inspired it watched the nominations on their break. They get one.

The Pitt leads the Emmys with 25 nominations. It's a show about an ER where nobody gets paid enough and everyone dies on a schedule. The Academy loves a documentary.

The Pitt got 25 Emmy nominations for a show about an emergency room in a broken system. It's the first hospital drama where the ratings are healthier than the patients and the billing department is the villain nobody had to write.

South Park won another Creative Arts Emmy. Thirty seasons of making fun of everyone, and the industry keeps handing them statues. It's the only show where the trophy is also the punchline.

Sunday's Emmys will run four hours and give out 25 statues. The winners will thank their agents, their mothers, and God, in that order, which is also the order the checks clear.