The Amazon 767 that overran Miami's runway was 32 years old, on a runway with no crash barrier, because none is required. Neither is a smoke detector in a submarine, and yet.
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The Amazon 767 that overran Miami's runway was 32 years old, on a runway with no crash barrier, because none is required. Neither is a smoke detector in a submarine, and yet.
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Amazon streamed Thursday Night Football from a stadium that opened the same month one of Amazon's cargo planes overran a runway. The company delivers packages, football, and a 32-year-old 767 to the end of a Miami taxiway. Prime shipping applies to all three.
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Supreme Court rejected Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's plea deal again. Even 25 years later, his appeals have outlived three Gitmo closure promises.
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