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Treasury sanctioned Iran's car and rail industries. Joke's on them, Amtrak's been sanctioning itself for fifty years.

China's parade showed off hypersonic missiles, underwater drones, and robot wolves. America responded with a strongly worded tariff.

The Treasury warned foreign banks they'd lose access to America if they dealt with Tehran. The Pentagon has missiles. The Treasury has a letter. Both are threatening the same guy's cousin.

Trump called the Iran war "small potatoes" and "not a big thing." Six months, thousands dead, gas at $5. If that's small potatoes, the man's never bought groceries, which we knew.

We went to war with Iran and gas hit $5. So the country finally found a way to make you personally pay for foreign policy, at the pump, with your kids in the back seat.

Trump says the war ends "immediately after the election" and gas stays high till November because Iran wants to sway the vote. So the war has a release date and the troops don't.