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JD Vance cut 870,000 people off from federal loans for "suspected" pandemic fraud and used the word "screwed" at a podium. Nobody's been charged. It's the first time the federal government has sentenced people to a vocabulary word.

DOJ's voter purge list is so bad that it includes people born in America. The DOJ is now doing to voter rolls what it did to the Epstein files.

The 2030 census won't count undocumented immigrants and won't ask about race. The government's plan for people it doesn't like is to stop counting them. Try that with your cholesterol.

The government announced Tylenol might cause autism, based on a study that didn't. Pregnant women were told to "tough it out." The people saying it have never toughed out a headache in their lives.

SNAP benefits lapsed during the shutdown. Forty-two million people missed a meal so that 535 people could hold a press conference about meals.

The administration also wants to strip Ilhan Omar of her citizenship. Most dramatic "go back where you came from" in history: hiring lawyers.