The NYT reports a billionaire got a pardon weeks after his family company gave Alina Habba a $50 million job. Justice isn't blind, she's just looking at her Venmo.
More on Money and debt, Family and marriage
Related jokes
The shutdown ended after 43 days, just in time for Thanksgiving. Nothing says gratitude like getting your first paycheck since Halloween.
by Anonymous · 24% say too soon (83 votes)
Trump meets Xi next week and China is urging both the U.S. and Iran back to the table. The country that buys Iran's oil and sells us the phones is now the mediator. It's a divorce where the marriage counselor is also the landlord.
by Anonymous · 74% say too soon (140 votes)
Netflix bought Warner Bros. for $83 billion. So the company that cancels shows after one season now owns HBO. Enjoy the last season of everything.
by Anonymous · 57% say too soon (150 votes)
Norway's wealth fund is pulling $80 billion out of U.S. Treasuries. A country of five million that runs on fish and oil just told a country of 340 million it doesn't trust the paperwork. The paperwork is the dollar.
by Anonymous · 44% say too soon (135 votes)
Norway's wealth fund is pulling $80 billion out of Treasuries. A country of five million that runs on fish and oil told a country of 340 million it doesn't trust the paperwork. The paperwork is the dollar. The fish are fine.
by Anonymous · 57% say too soon (120 votes)
Andrew Garfield plays Sam Altman in a biopic called Artificial. The man whose company automated the screenwriter is now being played by an actor whose job the company is also automating. Two paychecks, one funeral.
by Anonymous · 70% say too soon (105 votes)
or with a username