Too Soonjokes

The Supreme Court tossed the mail-voting restrictions the same week a $5,000-if-you-vote-right offer went out on Fox. So the Court says mail your ballot and the White House says there's a check in the mail if you get it right. The Post Office has to touch both.

The Supreme Court tossed the White House's mail-voting restrictions four days after a $5,000-if-you-vote-right offer went out on Fox. So the Court says mail your ballot, and the White House says there's a check in the mail if you fill it out correctly. The Post Office is the only branch that has to touch both.

Argentina's president won midterms after promising to cut everything. The peso is worth less than the ballot it was printed on, and they voted for more.

Midterm ads are everywhere. Fun fact: politicians spend more on ads in a month than they've spent fixing your road in a decade.

12 days to the midterms. Prepare for a week and a half of politicians kissing babies and blaming their parents for gas prices.

Election is Nov 3. The World Series ends around Halloween. Which means for one week America gets to watch two teams no one cares about and two parties no one likes.