Too Soonjokes

Trump's approval is at 36 percent, an all-time low. That's lower than Spirit Airlines, gas station sushi and my uncle at Thanksgiving.

12 days to the midterms. Prepare for a week and a half of politicians kissing babies and blaming their parents for gas prices.

Italy sent 500 troops to Milan over cost-of-living protests. When a plate of pasta costs a mortgage payment, you're going to need the army.

73 percent disapprove of Trump on inflation. The other 25 percent don't buy their own groceries.

America this week: rejecting peace plans, begging France for diesel, and watching baseball on Peacock. A superpower in its "it's complicated" era.

Treasury sanctioned Iran's car and rail industries. Joke's on them, Amtrak's been sanctioning itself for fifty years.