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America locked the rest of the world out of its most powerful AI. Europe has to go back to thinking for itself, which historically has gone great for about 20 years at a time.

The US cut foreign access to its best AI models. So the machine that will replace American workers is now Made in America, for America, replacing Americans first. Buy local.

SpaceX went public, raised $75 billion, and Elon Musk became the first trillionaire. A trillion dollars. That's enough to buy every house in Detroit and still have $999 billion, which is the same as not buying them.

China's parade showed off hypersonic missiles, underwater drones, and robot wolves. America responded with a strongly worded tariff.

Xbox raised prices across Europe again. Microsoft found the one region still buying consoles and fixed that.

A robot car in a city of roundabouts. It'll circle for three hours, which is the closest a machine has come to a British commute.