Too Soonjokes

America locked the rest of the world out of its most powerful AI. Europe has to go back to thinking for itself, which historically has gone great for about 20 years at a time.

The US cut foreign access to its best AI models. So the machine that will replace American workers is now Made in America, for America, replacing Americans first. Buy local.

Day 217 of the Iran war. At this point the war has outlasted three iPhone colors, two Fast & Furious sequels and every New Year's resolution in America.

Tankers are idling outside Hormuz. The world's most expensive drive-thru line, and it still doesn't take Apple Pay.

Nvidia invested in Hugging Face. Finally, a company named after an emoji worth more than most of Europe.

Trump and Xi agreed on shared AI "terminology." Great, now when the robots take over we'll at least agree on what to call it.