Netflix acquired Warner Bros. Discovery. HBO, CNN, and DC Comics, all now available with ads. Even Superman has a mid-roll.
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Netflix bought Warner Bros. in December. Paramount tried to steal it in the spring. A judge blocked it in August. Three companies fought over one studio all year and nobody made a movie.
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Netflix bought Warner Bros. for $83 billion. So the company that cancels shows after one season now owns HBO. Enjoy the last season of everything.
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Paramount tried a hostile bid for Warner Bros. after Netflix's deal. Two studios fighting over a third. It's the only franchise Hollywood still knows how to make.
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Trump says the war is "3 to 4 weeks away" from ending, but also the threat could be wiped out "in one night." So somewhere between a long weekend and a Netflix limited series.
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CNN now belongs to Netflix. The news will be autoplaying, skippable, and recommended to you next to a Korean cooking show. That's an improvement.
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