Too Soonjokes

We put a 50% tariff on Canada and Canada retaliated. Nobody noticed, because the retaliation was a strongly worded apology.

12 days to the midterms. Prepare for a week and a half of politicians kissing babies and blaming their parents for gas prices.

Gas over $4, approval at 36, a war on Day 238. The administration's new slogan: "At least the Brewers are good."

Trump's approval is at 36 percent, an all-time low. That's lower than Spirit Airlines, gas station sushi and my uncle at Thanksgiving.

Italy sent 500 troops to Milan over cost-of-living protests. When a plate of pasta costs a mortgage payment, you're going to need the army.

73 percent disapprove of Trump on inflation. The other 25 percent don't buy their own groceries.