Too Soonjokes

CENTCOM told the tanker crews to abandon ship before striking. That's the most warning anyone in this war has gotten, including Congress.

The president says he's "not in a hurry" to negotiate with Iran. He's right. Hurry is for people whose house is under the flight path.

Iran hit tankers, we hit the coast, the Houthis took a port, and oil's at $100. On the 9/11 anniversary, the Middle East is the one thing America has consistently remembered to bomb for 25 years.

Congress funded the government through December 11. It's hospice care with a press release.

This Congress holds the record for the longest shutdown in history and they're all up for re-election. Democracy is a dog that keeps eating the chocolate.

China held a military parade to mark 80 years since the end of World War II. Nothing says "never again" like 12,000 soldiers goose-stepping past a nuclear missile.