Too Soonjokes

Health workers in Congo are getting older Ebola vaccines because the new ones ran short. The outbreak's in seven provinces, burial teams make $20 a day, and the fix is last year's shot. It got less coverage than a tight end.

Montana's Medicaid case heads to court. Rural Americans are about to learn the difference between "affordable care" and "bear-spray-based dentistry."

Trump spoke at the UN General Assembly. Diplomats wore earpieces for translation, which is the only reason half of them didn't need therapy after.

Senator Roger Marshall sued 700 of his own patients over bills when he was a doctor and had 81 arrested. He's on the health committee. The Hippocratic Oath says first do no harm. His said first send it to collections.

Persona 6 dropped and the reviews say it's a masterpiece about mental health, friendship, and fighting your inner darkness. So it's therapy for $70, which is still $130 cheaper than the real thing and the demons have better voice acting.

Cybersecurity people have AI burnout defending hospitals. When the hospital gets ransomwared, the AI will write a very moving obituary.