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A pop star married a tight end at MSG. Thousands stood outside a wedding they weren't invited to. That's not fandom, that's a vigil with better outfits.

Thirty-three House Republicans skipped their own convention and the president spoke for 104 minutes anyway. It's a wedding where the groom's side didn't show and the bride read the vows to the caterer.

Thirty-three House Republicans skipped their own convention and the president spoke for 104 minutes anyway. It's a wedding where the groom's side didn't show and the bride read the vows to the caterer.

Hurricane Lowell went Category 5, then 4, then 5. It's got the commitment issues of a man whose wedding is at Madison Square Garden.

Jennifer Aniston walked out of her boyfriend's book event. He's a "manifestation coach." She manifested the exit. First honest review the book got.

A wedding at Madison Square Garden. Nothing says forever like a venue that's hosted 400 farewell tours.