The ballroom that replaced the East Wing was approved by the Supreme Court. The Court is now the only branch that's been asked to dance.
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The Supreme Court tossed the White House's mail-voting restrictions four days after a $5,000-if-you-vote-right offer went out on Fox. So the Court says mail your ballot, and the White House says there's a check in the mail if you fill it out correctly. The Post Office is the only branch that has to touch both.
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They tore down the East Wing for a ballroom and the Supreme Court said fine. So the building has a dance floor now and no First Lady's office. That's a divorce settlement, not a renovation.
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Supreme Court rejected Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's plea deal again. Even 25 years later, his appeals have outlived three Gitmo closure promises.
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A judge asked the administration "who misled the court" about the East Potomac golf course. Your honor, look for the guy with the scorecard that says 54.
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The Supreme Court cleared the White House ballroom. Nine justices, zero invitations.
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