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The UK is sending Typhoon jets to defend Saudi Arabia. Britain hasn't been this involved in the Middle East since they drew the borders with a crayon.

Witkoff is going to Norway, then Russia, while Kushner joins "virtually." Peace in our time, brought to you by two real estate guys and Zoom.

Paris has overnight curfews after protests got out of control. A French protest out of control? That's like saying water got a little wet.

This week we had a war, a cockpit incident, a carrier group, a pope in France and a strikeout record. The news cycle is just doomscrolling with a budget.

America this week: rejecting peace plans, begging France for diesel, and watching baseball on Peacock. A superpower in its "it's complicated" era.

China paused October fuel exports and the White House is begging France and Germany for diesel. America went from "drill baby drill" to "can we borrow a cup of diesel."