America locked the rest of the world out of its most powerful AI. Europe has to go back to thinking for itself, which historically has gone great for about 20 years at a time.
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America cut the rest of the world off from its best AI. Europe has to go back to thinking for itself, which historically has gone great.
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The Pope wrote 42,300 words about the dangers of artificial intelligence. It took the Church 359 years to apologize to Galileo, so being on time to this one is a miracle in itself.
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The Pope's first encyclical is 42,000 words warning that AI will devastate workers. It was summarized by AI, translated by AI, and read by a bishop's intern who's about to be replaced by AI.
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