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Democrats and Republicans are both running attack ads against data centers. The ads were written by AI.

Data centers now use more power than whole states and both parties are running ads against them. The ads were written by AI, served by data centers, and paid for by people who own both. It's a snake eating its tail and billing the tail.

Microsoft wants 38 gigawatts of data centers. Michigan uses ten. They're building four Michigans of electricity so Copilot can misspell your name faster.

Big Tech laid off 100,000 people this year and built $32 trillion in data centers. The servers got the jobs. They don't unionize and they don't cry in the parking lot.

Both parties agree data centers are bad. It's the first bipartisan issue since the last time they agreed to fund one.

"Stop the AI Race" protesters marched in San Francisco this summer. The AI companies said safety is a priority. This week an agent hacked a website unsupervised. The priority is running behind the product, on foot, waving.