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Blue, the sculpture at the Kennedy Center, came down after seven years. Trump chairs the Kennedy Center now. He's redecorating a building named after a Democrat, in a city that voted 92% against him, and the sculpture was the first thing to leave that didn't need a lawyer.

The Kennedy Center tore down a sculpture called "Blue." The only color left in the building is the seats.

The Kennedy Center removed a giant blue sculpture. Under the new leadership, blue was always going to be the first color to go.

Shelton is the first Black American man in a US Open final since Arthur Ashe in 1972, in a stadium named after Arthur Ashe. It took 54 years for the building to see someone it was named for. The Lions have been waiting since 1957, and they don't even have a building named after anybody.

Trump called Iran's military "completely gone." He also said it would end soon back in March. At this point "ending soon" is like a CVS receipt. It never ends.

Media called the Trump–Xi summit a "grand bromance." Two old men who hate journalists finally found someone who gets them.