Too Soonjokes

A senator sued 700 patients and had 81 arrested over medical debt before running for office. In Kansas that's not a scandal, that's a resume. He listed it under "leadership."

Senator Roger Marshall sued 700 of his own patients over bills when he was a doctor and had 81 arrested. He's on the health committee. The Hippocratic Oath says first do no harm. His said first send it to collections.

Mayweather-Pacquiao 2 is this month. Floyd is 49. Manny is 47 and a Philippine senator. It's the first boxing match where one fighter can be censured by a legislature for a low blow.

The East Wing housed the First Lady's office for decades. Now it's a ballroom. Historians say it's the biggest demolition of a woman's workspace since the invention of the kitchen.

John Fetterman, a Democrat, sent a video to the Republican convention introducing the Republican senator from his own state as his "great friend." His former staffers say he's more interested in Fox News than Pennsylvania. The Republicans finally found a Democrat they like: one who agrees with them on camera and disappears in the Senate.

They told pregnant women not to take Tylenol. The same week, a bill passed to keep Congress's health plan exactly as it was. Tough it out, ladies.