Too Soonjokes

A senator sued 700 patients and had 81 arrested over medical debt before running for office. In Kansas that's not a scandal, that's a resume. He listed it under "leadership."

In Nebraska an independent mechanic is giving a sitting senator trouble. Of course voters trust the mechanic — at least he tells you what's broken.

The Supreme Court tossed the mail-voting restrictions the same week a $5,000-if-you-vote-right offer went out on Fox. So the Court says mail your ballot and the White House says there's a check in the mail if you get it right. The Post Office has to touch both.

Senator Roger Marshall sued 700 of his own patients over bills when he was a doctor and had 81 arrested. He's on the health committee. The Hippocratic Oath says first do no harm. His said first send it to collections.

Mayweather-Pacquiao 2 is this month. Floyd is 49. Manny is 47 and a Philippine senator. It's the first boxing match where one fighter can be censured by a legislature for a low blow.

The East Wing housed the First Lady's office for decades. Now it's a ballroom. Historians say it's the biggest demolition of a woman's workspace since the invention of the kitchen.