Too Soonjokes

Employer health costs will rise the most since 2003. RFK Jr. says the answer is exercise and sunlight. Sunlight is free. The dermatologist to fix what the sunlight did is $400, and that's the whole plan.

Unemployment is 4.1% and hiring is up in hospitality. You lost your career and got a job saying "welcome" to the people who took it.

Health costs are jumping, so the new mental health benefit is a hotline number on a mug and a raise for the CEO.

Italy sent 500 troops to Milan over cost-of-living protests. When a plate of pasta costs a mortgage payment, you're going to need the army.

Treasury sanctioned Iran's car and rail industries. Joke's on them, Amtrak's been sanctioning itself for fifty years.

Senator Roger Marshall sued 700 of his own patients over bills when he was a doctor and had 81 arrested. He's on the health committee. The Hippocratic Oath says first do no harm. His said first send it to collections.