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Drake Maye threw three interceptions to Seattle in the Super Bowl and three more Wednesday. The Patriots' plan for the Seahawks is apparently to keep giving them the ball until they feel bad about it. Seattle does not feel bad.

The Patriots traded for A.J. Brown so they'd have a chance in Seattle. New England spent the offseason buying the one thing it lacked in February: a receiver who can catch. That was the plan last year too. Then Seattle out-everythinged them.

Drake Maye threw three picks to Seattle in the Super Bowl and three more in the opener. The Patriots' plan for the Seahawks is apparently to keep giving them the ball until they feel bad about it.

Drake Maye threw three picks against Seattle in the Super Bowl and three more Wednesday. The Patriots' plan for the Seahawks is apparently to keep giving them the ball until they feel bad about it.

Drake Maye threw three interceptions in the opener. His last three-pick game was the Super Bowl, also against Seattle. The Patriots found the one team that makes him play like a Jet, and scheduled them twice.

A.J. Brown hurt his ankle in the third quarter of his first Patriots game. New England traded for the one thing they lacked in the Super Bowl: a receiver who catches. He caught an injury.