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Drake Maye threw three interceptions to Seattle in the Super Bowl and three more Wednesday. The Patriots' plan for the Seahawks is apparently to keep giving them the ball until they feel bad about it. Seattle does not feel bad.

Drake Maye threw three picks to Seattle in the Super Bowl and three more in the opener. The Patriots' plan for the Seahawks is apparently to keep giving them the ball until they feel bad about it.

Drake Maye threw three interceptions in the opener. His last three-pick game was the Super Bowl, also against Seattle. The Patriots found the one team that makes him play like a Jet, and scheduled them twice.

Drew Lock was 16 of 22 with a touchdown and a 113 rating. He's been on four teams and been cut by two. Wednesday he beat the team the Seahawks beat in the Super Bowl. He'll be the starter until Darnold's hip heals or Seattle finds someone cheaper, whichever comes first.

Patriots-Seahawks tonight. New England's coordinator said Seattle "out-everythinged" them in the Super Bowl. That's not analysis, that's a eulogy with a whiteboard.

The Mariners edged the Rangers with the Seahawks' quarterback in the hospital across town. Seattle sports in one night: a win, a win, and a CT scan. Three for three.