New York's mayor released 170,000 pages showing the government knew the Ground Zero air was toxic while telling people it was safe. Twenty-five years later. Everyone who was misled is either sick, dead, or about to read a PDF.
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The 9/11 anniversary is Friday. Twenty-five years. The airport security we built afterward still takes your water bottle, and the House wants to privatize it. Never forget, and never get through the line either.
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Trump said two firefighters lifted him up and carried him away at Ground Zero. Footage shows he was watching TV that morning. Twenty-five years later, the last man who wasn't there has the most detailed memory.
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On the eve of the 25th anniversary, Mayor Mamdani released 170,000 pages showing the government knew the air was toxic. The first responders got cancer. The officials got pensions. The pages got a press conference.
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Twenty-five years after 9/11, the airport still makes you take off your shoes, and the country's at war in the same neighborhood. Never forget. We didn't. We just didn't learn either.
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Twenty-five years since 9/11, and the TSA is restoring gate access for people without tickets. It took a quarter century to let Grandma back to the gate. Your shoes still come off.
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